beefthief

A dirty rotten bish who is always trying to steal another woman’s man.

A self-centered hoe who is not satisfied unless she is actively attempting to trick an un-single male’s beef into her slutty sheets.

Generally, the town spreader of venereal disease.

Jen finally met the man of her dreams, but along came Shelly, the town beefthief, trying to steal this man away from Jen.

Back off you manipulative beefthief, he’s mine!

weiner hog

In its simplest form, a hog of weiners. A selfish, promiscuous hussy who is always in search of her next lay. Sometimes laying 1 weiner immediately after the other, occasionally laying a second weiner before she’s done with the first, or even on rare occasion, hogging 2 weiners at one time. A floozy who doesn’t seem to care or notice when a weiner is already spoken for by another woman; she still seeks to hog all the weiners.

After Jenny’s breakup, she tried dating again, but Sheila, being a selfish weiner hog, had already laid all the decent weiners in town.

Kay finally felt like she met a good man, but then along came Lynn, the weiner hog, trying to slut her way into stealing Kay’s dude.