Gabe

A Gabe is a retard who looks like Bruce the Shark from Finding Nemo 2. A Gabe says he can bench press 100 pounds but can barely lift 20 pounds because his hands are smaller than his penis. A Gabe also sucks off his “friends” and tries to be funny when he can’t make a meme for shit.

Michael: Did you see how bad he got roasted?

Ron: yeah dude that was brutal, he became a Gabe there for a minute.

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Gabe

The name Gabe is the short version of the name Gabriel. Gabriel is the ancient Roman God(dess) of homosexuality and the Patron Saint of everyone belonging to LGBTQ+ today.

Michael: I think I'm gay.

Ron: If you are, Gabe has cursed you.