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Capitol Riots

on January 6 2021, Trump told his moron supporters to riot the capitol in an attempt to overturn the election
they broke windows and flew confederate flags (reminder:this is the "Party Of Lincoln")

there were officers trying to stop the morons but there were also officers that were morons
sadly 1 good officer was killed but there also were 4 maga moron deaths, one was shot , another tazed his balls for some reason, another was trampled and the last had a stroke

but more chaos came when dumbasses started sitting in the seats of members and the morons started stealing stuff
one even stole the podium but thankfully congress members managed to take the votes when they were leaving

so where were the Trumps?
they were furiously masturbating to the riots
after Biden gave a speech telling Trump to step up, Trump gave the most forced speech in history telling his morons to go home

after the riots, congress confirmed that Biden won, McConnell got replaced, Devos resigned, and Perdue lost
people started turning on Trump, hundreds of people from The Trump Administration resigned
Tucker Carlson stopped ass kissing and Pence announced Biden's Win

thankfully rioters got arrested
morons said that protests where peaceful and it's antifa disguised
but before fake news could spread Trump was terminated from Social Media
Trump stopped the election fraud shit before he got banned and finally conceded
he also said he wouldn't attend Biden's Inauguration but nobody gives a shit

Person: did you see the Capitol Riots
Dumbass: IT WAS ANTIFA IN DISGUISE
Person: atleast Trump conceded

by SmartEpic2020 January 9, 2021

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Election Fraud

The Results of an Election being tampered with

But that info is useless because 100% of the time the term is used by sore ass losers after losing an election

Donald Trump:This is Election Fraud , I won this election by a lot, STOP THE STEAL, IM TOTALLY STRAIGHT, BIDEN RIGGED THE ELECTION, HDSHGDTGFBRBGRHVGHFBFHVNFGNTBTBNFNH BFBFBVHFBRTHNF

by SmartEpic2020 November 15, 2020

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Canada

The greatest country

enough said

Canada is awesome

by SmartEpic2020 October 2, 2020

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War on Christmas

'''War on christmas''' is a bullshit theory made up by rednecks after they realized minorities were comfortable with saying "happy holidays" the same people who believe in W.O.C say that liberals get offended when someone says "merry christmas" when the ironic thing is the same people get offended when someone dosen't say "merry christmas"

Person with a brain:Happy Holidays
Dumbass:SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS, STOP THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS
Person with a brain:would you like it if a jew told you to have a happy hannukah
Dumbass:SHUT UP COMMIE

Person with a brain:Have a happy early ramadan
Dumbass:REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by SmartEpic2020 December 25, 2020

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Stop The Steal

a term made by dumbass trump supporters that can't cope with the fact that their little racist got voted out
they're claiming that biden stole the election by rigging it, ofcourse this is false

Dumbass:STOP THE STEAL BIDEN IS NOT MY PRESIDENT THE SUPREME COURT WILL MAKE TRUMP WIN DHRDGRV RBRGHCHFHRBBRBRBRB

by SmartEpic2020 November 28, 2020

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