Tia

My friend who sounds like a mouse

Person1: is that Tia?
Me: no it's a mouse

2nd of august

National Sam Day

Worship all Sam's as your God, your Jesus, your friend

Person A: here Sam have £1000000
Person B: wtf are you doing
Person A: it's international the 2nd of august
Person B: OMG SORRY SAM HERES A PUPPY AND A RHINO

January 11th

Take your goldfish on a walk day!!

All those poor fish never get to go on walks so here's your day to do it for them

Person 1: Hey wanna hang out on January 11th?
Person 2: sorry I can't I'm walking my goldfish that day.