hopeless

Japan's government

Wow, did you hear that hopeless is becoming more hopeless?

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child

The only thing worse than a rapist

There's only one thing worse than a rapist
*anticipation*
a child

Earth

A plate-like object in space. Do not try to travel around it or you will fall off the face of the Earth.

Timothy: Earth is flat
Cathy: Just like ur ass