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tearjerkher

Saying or doing anything knowing it will make someone (usually a woman or a male wuss) cry immediately. This usually occurs in public and at inappropriate times.

This meeting is sure to be a tearjerkher.

We told her the results, knowing it was going to be an awful tearjerkher.

by SmartyPants2011 April 21, 2011


100 O'Clock

too late or too long

We didn't get home from that party until 100 O'Clock.

It already feels like 100 O'Clock.

This conference lasts until 100 O'Clock.

by SmartyPants2011 May 17, 2011

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agenda pirate

A person who presumes to know everything about every agenda item in a meeting and talks over the assigned presenter. This person interjects their experiences and opinions regardless of relevancy, accuracy or interest.

"Who presented at the conference?"
"well, 5 people were supposed to, but the agenda pirate kept taking over"

"Today, the agenda pirate took over and explained the lives and responsibilities of teachers and students in China, even though she has never been there"

by SmartyPants2011 January 26, 2011

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meetlover

People who purposely call or attend long, senseless meetings instead of getting any real work accomplished. They blame these meetings for their lack of productive input, but they love going to them.

We wanted to finish our reports today, but the meetlover didn't turn in his data. He said he was in a meeting.

"Hey, have you guys seen Bob?"
"Meetlover? Yeah, he went to a 2- day meeting downtown even though he doesn't work that division anymore"

"Oh no, meetlover called...she said she is out all week in meetings and I have to cover her shift".

by SmartyPants2011 January 23, 2011

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