wool sock

A reusable condom made from the finest soft wavy hair from the fleece of a sheep. Not an effective contraceptive but boy is it soft!

“Do you have a condom?” ... he replies “even better I got a wool sock”

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trail breaker

The act of carving your way through the deepest bush (pubic hair) until something cracks.

That guy was a real trail breaker