Lucas

Lucas is a kid who brags about being able to fuck himself in the ass but in reality his dick is inverted and just goes out his ass. He likes to pour mustard on dildos and shove them up his tiny nostrils. He regularly licks his cat anus. He takes the 733 bus and gets attacked by homeless people who want his virginity. He smells of dying orphans. He stabbed a golden retriever to drink piss from his bladder. He is a wretched high schooler.

Kid: "Why are you slapping those saggy old grandma'a teets?!"

Lucas: " oh I am Lucas"

Kid: "oh that makes sense"

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