Jellyfishes

Jellyfishes (jealous bishes) is a jealous person who appears to be attractive, even harmless but will sting you at the worst possible moment. They often pretend to be your friend but wish they were you and quietly can't stand you.

Attractive, successful person: I am so sick of you stank-azz Jellyfishes all in my business! Get a life! *evil stare*

smashworthy

Someone/something that deserves to be smashed on. Sexy, very desirable or delicious looking, can also apply to food or drinks.

"My girlfriend has a friend who is so smashworthy, but I will have to pass on that ass."

"Everything on this menu looks smashworthy!"

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nice with mine

a phrase that indicates a high level of skill. used mostly to brag about how good you are at something.

Chris: I can't believe you just beat me 10 rounds at Soul Caliber II... I never lose like that.
Marsha: That's because I'm NICE with mine!!!

hoo-hoo dust

Vaginal wetness that has dried into a fine or coarse powder from friction during vigorous doggy style sex.

Him: *feeling the bed sheets after having sex for an hour* "Baby what's this powdery stuff all over the bed??"

Her: "Oh that's my hoo-hoo dust, you were tearing it up back there!" *sweeps residue off bed, goes to pee*

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