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turban power

The innate ability all women seem to have to be able to put their hair up with their towel after a shower while it's still wet, generally resembling a turbanlike shape.

"How do women do that? Why don't they teach me how to put my hair up like that?!"
"Dude, all women have turban power, it's like a secret they don't want to share. Plus- you don't have enough hair to even fit in a towel, man."

by Smatty November 29, 2007

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Febreze ironing

to make ones clothes, usually dirty or emanating bad smells, appear as though they have been recently cleaned by spraying them with Febreze or rubbing them heavily with a dryer sheet. Usually due to the fact that there were not any clean clothes available or because the clothes have touched something smelly or the wearer hugged somebody who was especially putrid.

Stephanie was running late this morning so she did some Febreze ironing real quick before getting into her car.

I don't have time to clean my dress before going on my date- and it smells kind of funky... I need some Febreze, where'd you put it?

by Smatty November 18, 2007

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