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Happy
I used to think I was happy,
But now I know that I am sad...
How do I know this?
Because I looked in the mirror and saw my frown.
DEFCONS:
DEFCON 5: Draw the blinds.
DEFCON 4: Don't automatically answer the door.
DEFCON 3: Reduce the lighting.
DEFCON 2: Prepare for possible evacuation.
DEFCON 1: Run.
Going to DEFCON 3!
Religion (only in reference to wrong religion)
R = Right (even when it's wrong).
E = Elitist.
L = Lying (Well; they can't ALL be right)?
I = Ignoring the real problems.
G = Gimme!
I = Ignorant.
O = Ornery (means: burdensome).
N = Nonsense (again; some of it).
Religion is the Opium of the masses.
The Twat
I once knew a man that was a twat,
He's every thought was that of an imbecile...
He was wholly unjustified in his every word;
When he was in a twatish mood...
Which was exceedingly annoying,
And didn't take anything to start him off...
Save perhaps being content or happy;
You'd think that he was jealous, but this twat was not...
The twat uhh'd and err'd and ahh'd,
Because he was an annoying twat as well...
He passed twatish judgements of events;
And his twat brain got it wrong 100% every time...
He never said please or thank you,
Because he had twat manners too...
And he never gave praise and rarely encouragement;
Because he was an ungrateful twat also...
He preferred the company of fools,
Because they made him look good compared to him...
But only a twat would be so easily pleased;
Like boasting of being a lolly stick stood up in dog shit...
Well; the twat didn't have many friends,
Because.people saw.right through him...
He was fine approximately half of the time;
Which suggests his brain was divided between a twat half and normal...
Quiet why this guy was a twat?
Defies all explanations...
If the best we can do is to just annoy people;
Then that is the most twatish excuse for an existence...
Wot a Twat!
Degenerate
Prefix: "De-"
from Latin, from dÄ (prep) from, away from, out of, etc.
Therefore a Degenerate is someone who has had taken away some quality that was present in former generations, or their younger self.
It's self-fulfilling because once "Degenerated," people often go on to further make poor choices in the preservation of themselves. I don't wanna speak evil of people's choice of baby-parent (parenting's hard enough, as it is) but whether through abuse, self-abuse, poor choices or luck; they degenerate into a worse, or simpler condition.
This can affect other people as well.
Sadly; the ability to retain their own problems diminishes and they become everybody's problem (not that discussing problems is always a bad thing).
Confessing the fear of Degenerates and Degeneracy might just save yer ass...
Degenerate Doughnut!
Wrongen's
There's no mystery to wrongen's,
They are simply wrong people...
Wrong in their attitude towards other people;
Wrong about life and philosophy...
Dodgy dealing and demented,
Not right in the head...
Wrongen's will lead you down the wrong path;
And if you're unlucky, leave you for dead...
The thing about most Wrongen's,
Is that they think they're right...
Arrogant and insolent;
But really, they're just not nice...
It's generally by consensus,
Most people can see what they are...
People that associate with them;
May be Wrongen's as well; or just sigh!
Many of them think they're funny,
But it's not funny when they do wrong...
The just can't help from making mistakes;
Which often include other people...
They have not learnt life's lessons,
That what goes around, comes around...
And by the time that they do, it's often too little, too late;
And it probably wouldn't do much good; anyhow...
They are a stain on society,
They break and hurt and maim...
And take all manner of things, that they should not;
But mostly; Wrongen's are simply, just arseholes, without a clue...
Bunch of Wrongen's!