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A term relating to the musical genre of girl in red
Friend: Did you hear girl in redâs new album?
Me: Nah man, I donât listen to Lesbiancore.
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Adolf Hitler with zits. Adolf Zitler.
Germany - Hagel Fuhrér Zitler!
When you lick doorknobs that are illegal on other planets, this was featured on the "One Crab's Trash" Episode on the American Cartoon Series Spongebob Squarepants by Stephen Hillenburg.
SpongeBob SquarePants - "Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets"
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Oh yes, a purple penis is a penis that a dwarf leprechaun has. He will chase you down and whack you in the face with his dick. He will jizz cum all over you and with his Cheeto dust pubic hairs.
Me: Oh shit, there is a Purple Penis!
You: Oh fuck, RUN!
Dwarf leprechaun: Hehe, I eat shitttt.
A movie featuring Johnny Depp and Amber Heard.
Jerry - Have you seen 21 Dump Street yet?
Joe - Not yet!
He is your Nigga and your Bruh He is your Nibbruh
You - Hey, Nibbruh!
Your Nibbruh - Yo, Nibbruh!
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Aalyssa is a fucking beautiful girl. She has the most weird but amazing personality She has weird but funny quirks She is the most sexy girl you will ever meet in your life time. She has an amazing body and just perfect inner-thighs
Me: Aalyssa is a fucking beauty.
You: Who's Aalyssa?
Me: You fucking don't know who she is? She is the most beautiful woman on Earth!