"I got the feds on me and on top of everything, I just caught a body."
when a girl sucks off three black cocks in a single session
That skanky cheerleader is known for dishing out African hat tricks after the games.
When you take a long tapered shit on Christmas morning that, upon pre-flush reflection, looks exactly like a miniature Christmas tree.
After eating all that Chinese food last night, I shat a brown christmas right before the dawn.