Coronaphobe

That kind of person that watches the news too much, and is afraid of Asians. They also believe viruses to be little creatures that are corrosive to toilet paper. In addition the little viruses are allergic to dust masks.

Person: "How are you doing today sir?
Coronaphobe: "Ah! Vyrisys! Grabb de wipdey wipes and glubby gloves."

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Conidiot

1. The opposite of a coronaphobe. A sloppy word invented by the aforementioned party to shame people who do not hoard toilet paper and Pringles.

2. A person whose brain is incapable of admitting fault, and who instead refers to a pandemic as China Virus

Normal person: *walks outside to get mail*
Coronaphobic neighbor busy body: "Look, I have the moral high ground and more toilet paper. Time to watch to conidiots burn! Quick, grab the camping chairs and week 1's bagels."