Conidiot

An idiot who makes up conditions to make themselves seem more important than what they are, or they more than likely use pre-existing conditions.

Steve: I'm insane, did you know that?
Joe: Dumbass, it is impossible to declare yourself insane
Steve: What?
Joe: To be insane, you lose all concept of judging sanity, which you claim you no longer have, so it is impossible to declare insanity, you conidiot

Conidiot

1. The opposite of a coronaphobe. A sloppy word invented by the aforementioned party to shame people who do not hoard toilet paper and Pringles.

2. A person whose brain is incapable of admitting fault, and who instead refers to a pandemic as China Virus

Normal person: *walks outside to get mail*
Coronaphobic neighbor busy body: "Look, I have the moral high ground and more toilet paper. Time to watch to conidiots burn! Quick, grab the camping chairs and week 1's bagels."