Sminchy

Sminchy is an aggressive toothpick that will show aggressive behaviour upon refusal of affection.

“Pat sminchy, PAT SMINCHY”

Angie

A horn bag with large beef curtains. Also known as Albert.

“Tell Angie her beef curtains are dragging”

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Brandoon

A tall being. Has a great tolerance for short, talkative women with extreme tempers. Also is a wog trapped inside the body of an Australian man.

Joe to Brandon:
“Brandoon! When I was your age...”

*Joe proceeds to tell a story*

Chongs

A four eyed frog with the ability to cause a disturbance by creating strange sounds. Chongs is known to be sweet however when aggravated, has a tendency for an earth shaking tantrum whilst throwing various objects.

*sees a person on tv with large framed glasses*
“hey look! It’s Chongs!”

Lopo

Lopo is an Italian man who has multiple personality disorder. Lopo can at times be mentally unstable with aggressive tendencies. Other times, he is a harmless gentleman. His personality changes are usually unpredictable.

“Look out! Lopo’s crazy side is back!”

Mammoliti

Those who possess this last name are sexual Italian stallions calibrian sex legends with massive love pistons capable of sending love juice upon request to unsuspecting hotties with big tits

“Run! It’s a Mammoliti! He might shoot me with his piston!” *pew pew*