Fender

The Holy Grail of guitars, it's uses include making music to make love and becoming god-like. People like Hendrix, Clapton, Jeff Beck, Dick Dale, George Harrison, Mark Knopfler, John Mayer and Ronnie Wood have all used the Fender for that purpose. It also works amazing well as a symbol of awesomeness. It's known for it's shape (like a woman) and it's tone - woody. Play one if you wanna get laid.

Dude, I played my Fender today.
So you got laid...

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