Yard Lobster

a middle class wife with an attitude who tans in the yard too much.

that Yard Lobster would be a hot M.I.L.F. if she wasn't always tanning herself to the color of blood and acting like such a snooty bitch.

Marathonalong

a very long sing along that sometimes ends in a death, or two.

I was chillin' with the Athenians one sunny Greek day, when everyone began singing in a marathonalong ....we sang for hours... after two hours Titus couldn't take it and keeled over... then the Persians showed up.