Smittyism

A word used in small communities in Ontario, Canada to define a sick person.

Smittyism causes: Sleepiness

Rotting of teeth

Craving of Junk food

Having the feeling of being choked.

The Smittyism is causing Angie to sleep alot.
Bradleys teeth are in bad shape. The Smittyism is getting bad.
I hear Daves Smittyism is causing him to crave nothing but Gummy Bears.
Matt sure has been feeling choked a lot lately. I hope the Smittyism goes away.

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bwadley

A Bwadley is typically a type of boy, usually belonging to a Schmit Schmit.

Bwadleys are most common to having white hair and rotting teeth.

They normally wear army shorts and insist that they are strong enough to push a car that is broken down.

On a normal day A Bwadley doesn't typically enjoy to go to school. It would much rather stay at home and play. Wether its with its wrestlers or even watching its portable DVD player ( That a Schmid has more than likely sold to a Pawn Shop)

A Bwadley diet consists of : Gummy Bears, Gum Drops, Sweedish Berries, Cherry Blasters, Struddles, marshmallow from Lucky Charms. On rare occasions it might eat at McDonalds or even A&W.

Schmit - hehehaha Heres your breakfast BUB. hehehahhhehe

Bwadley- Oh boy I love gummy bears. They don't hurt my teeth!

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Bwadley- Hey Bird and Bubbles do you guys have my DVD Player?

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Bwadley - I can push your broken car down the street because i'm so strong.

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