Cöck

Using the Umlaut over the O, we get a new improved "Cock"

Girl#1: Omg did you see his big hands!
Girl#2: I bet he has a grande cöck!
Girl#1: He sure haz..

.:Bjerre words:.

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Snail Tracks

When a man has semen traces in his underwear.

Simon: why the fuck do you have your hand down your pants?
Esben: I saw a magnificent porn movie just before you came over, I didn't get to whipe my dick that well, so now my underpants are loaded with snail tracks!

.:Bjerre word:.

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