A meeting with someone to discuss and to correct their simp-like behavior.
Person: *lets random girl take a sip of their drink*
Personâs Friend: âHey bro, are you simping over there? Iâve gotta invite you to a simposium.â *shakes head in disbelief*
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A contest in which two men must stare at each other while fapping. The first man to look away or cum loses. Blinking is safe.
âJohn, I challenge you to a jerk-off.â
âAlright, Jack. Where? When?â
â6:00a.m. this Saturday. The lot back behind the Giant.â
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