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When you infatuate over women, allowing them to take over your mind and cause you to do things for them that you wouldn't normally do.
Friend: "I'm gonna have to leave this game, I want to see what Anne is doing right now."
The Bois: "You're simping bro"
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v. to simp. Tricking, groveling, or basically just letting females walk all over you for no apparent reason other than your own bitch-made-ness.
Johnny met Sue. Sue likes Johnny. Johnny fell in love with the poon. Sue tried to put the smack down. Instead of regulating, Johnny started being a simp and takes her out to fancy dinners and what not.
*Johnny is begging Sue to take him back whilst his boys are waiting in the cypher* Homeboy James says, "God damn it Johnny! Stop simping and hit the bleez already you simp-a-ho!"
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Sucker Idolizing Mediocre Pussy.
A simp is someone who will stop at nothing to get someone else to be with them. This guy, gal, or non-binary pal will do everything in their power to impress the other person and show themselves off. Sometimes, the person who is simping will be so obsessed with the other person that they will start to follow them around and BECOME that other person.
Thus, simping means that that the person is actively being a simp.
Edward was simping so hard for Pam, he took off his shirt in math class to show her how jacked he was.
J: Hey, where is Edward?
K: He is probably outside Pam's house simping.
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when someones im their feelings aka when theyre sad
ally: nigga why you playing that sad music for?
dude: shut up ally, im simping
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Sympathetic Pimping. When you make your significant other do something for you out of sympathy to your pathetic ass.
PIMPING - Bitch pick that shit up right now!
SIMPING - Baby can you please pick that up? No? well i guess i have to get up and bend over to pick it up..even though my back hurts =
thanks for picking it up for me babe.
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Simping is when you like women on the internet. The more you like women on the internet, the simpier it is.
1: I am subscribed to Pokimane.
2: SIIIIIIIIIMP
simping
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Someone who does way too much for a person they like
Brian shu the simp: I bought her a car and a whole ass house and we not even dating!
Nathan the pimp: U a simp.
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