Indie

Complete distaste for any style or clothing, these melancholy creatures are the kids that couldn't seem to find a place for themselves or develop a tasteful outfit. In result, they thought it would be a good idea to visit the opposite side of the spectrum and wear lumber jack plaid, nut-hugging jeans, and off-the-wall vans (In which none of the colors of each article compliment any of the others i.e.: Maroon & Lime Green & Faded Hot Purple ) in compensation. Sadly they are a mistaken bunch and do not realize how ridiculous it looks when an indie couple are walking down the street and the male's crack is swallowing those jeans even more than his girlfriend. Also, Indie IS NOT A GENRE OF MUSIC.

Indie Male: " do these jeans show my balls enough"
Indie Female: "Well, can you see the wrinkles and hairs on your testicles?"
Indie Male: "Kinda..."
Indie Female: "Go two sizes smaller"

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