Autocoitus

The act of self masturbation by either a male or female.

Auto: Self
Coitus: Sex

We all know it's physically impossible to have sex with yourself, therefore the act closest to sex with yourself is masturbation... aka: Autocoitus.

Until being caught by her mother, after breaking up with her boyfriend, Jessica spent her weekends alone having autocoitus.

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fisher middle school

A middle school located in Los Gatos, California that contains a vast majority of stuckup white kids who abuse their rich parents large amounts of money.

At Fisher you will see a wide variety of assholes. It is not uncommon to have gotten drunk by the end of 8th grade. You can be sure to walk into the girls bathroom and see a skinny girl complain about how much "non-fat" yogurt she ate during lunch while applying the amount of makeup equivalent to that of Jeffree Star. Most boys are jocks who are obsessed with tits even though they have never seen a pair.

The principal and vice principal are dikes who's ultimate goal is to rape all the children.

guy 1: hey I'm thinking about going to Fisher Middle School
guy 2: that school sucks don't go there

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