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sacangst

The nervous angst felt prior to sitting a SAC.
Exasperation is further heightened by the knowledge that by the time it is scored, ranked, reviewed and bell curved it may have a negligible impact on your final ATAR score.

Holly’s sacangst was undeniable as I drove her to school to sit another SAC.

by Smooax August 31, 2020


chasing the mona

Forever chasing the high you got from your first trip to Mona

An air of melancholy surrounded Mette as she lay in the park on a pubie blanket. She wasn’t quite ready to acknowledge to Max that she might forever be chasing the Mona

by Smooax September 3, 2020


woostack

Numerous people weeing and pooing (wooing) in the the same toilet without flushing in between.
Related to a weestack. However a poostack isn’t a thing as no one poos without weeing!

Not wanting to flush and wake up Mum and Dad, Leah and I did a woostack.

by Smooax August 29, 2020


pisslates

The ability to effectively engage your core muscles when drunk so as to avoid injury.

After a few too many fat lambs, Madi used her pisslates skills to avoid a nasty fall as she descended the stairs at her formal.

by Smooax September 1, 2020


pubie blanket

A predominantly beige coloured blanket found in the wardrobe of most hotel rooms. The dominant characteristics of a pubie blanket is that it is infrequently or never washed, is embedded with a numerous pubic hairs (hence it’s name) and adorned with a variety of stains (often crusty).

Mette lay on the pubie blanket she had coveted from her hotel room. Her ever curious mind racing to analyze and identify the most likely source of each of the blanket’s stains.

by Smooax August 31, 2020


dunny high flick

Flicking open a public toilet door with a high kick so you don’t have to touch the handle

There is no way I’m touching that... either we wait for some one to come in or I gonna kick it with a Dunny High Flick

by Smooax August 29, 2020


Soccarrhoea

Experiencing diarrhoea while playing soccer.

After drinking too many G and T ‘s the night before, Ash went in hard for a tackle and felt some soccarrhoea escape.

by Smooax August 29, 2020