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When your having sex with a female and you aren't able to pleasure her.
Guy: How you like this fat cock baby?
Girl: Ugh, well you have petty penis!
A predecessor for Bemboiyet. It means to sustain a 16 day erection.
Son: Dad! I keep spewing out cum. What should I do?
Father: How long has this been happening?
Son: It happened for 16 days!
Dad: OMG! You're having a cumboiyet!
A type of bandicoot that has large tiddies.
Me: I deadass wanna smash a big tiddy bandicoot
Also me: my peepee shouldn't be so hard over big tiddy bandicoots
When you just happen to put your cock in stuffed cheesy bread.
Son: Dad, we have a big problem....
Dad: Don't tell me you put your..
Son: I PUT MY DICK IN THE STUFFED CHEESY BREAD AND NOW MY DICK IS NOW A STUFFED CHEESY COCK.
Dad: Thats it. You're grounded for 5 years.
When you are literally the dumbest person on the planet.
Son: Dad I failed my fucking math test!
Dad: You're a fucking dumboiyet!
A device that is used to stimulate a butthole of a sexy femboy
Say if you're in public right and you need to bust a fat one? Just get yourself a portable anus pounder for just $999.99!
When you jerk off so hard to something you really aren't supposed to jerk off too, but you bust a fat nut anyways.
Me: Doctor! Help! I jerked off to something i wasn't supposed to jerk off to!
Doctor: Uhhh, What did you watch?
Me: Bandicoot pornos.
Doctor: Im sorry to say but, your dick is becoming a fat boner blaster.