She-wee

A funnel shaped contraption used to allow the female species to pee whilst standing upright.

It can also be used to give sexual pleasure.

Also useful for filling up bottles.

"Get out your she-wee, Im bursting!"

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Cracking

verb: to crack

Giving into the temptation of masturbation when deprived of sexually related activities for a prolonged period of time.

Girl1"Do you think Tam's cracked?"

Girl2"Yeah, deffinitely, he cant go a week without cracking!"

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