A city in south-central Washington State. Riddled with crime and gang violence, the depressed area around and including the city are known for a high unemployment rate and low property values. Yakima has earned the nicknames "Yaki-Vegas", "Yaki-shithole" and "Yaki-crack". The official city slogan is "Yakima, the Palm Springs of Washington," which couldn't be farther from the truth.
Friend: "What should we do today?"
Me: "We could go to Yakima, listen to the hispanic radio stations with our windows rolled down and carjack an '86 Oldsmobile."
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Disability Support Services. The office for students with "special" needs on a college campus. Often abused by the stupid kids who claim they have a problem like ADD. In return they get help with reading and tests so they can graduate. Often called "Dithability Sthupport Sthervices" by those who work there.
"Tom's failing english so I told him he should go to the dss office"
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