Creative Kill

A sport that takes place in grotty university housing that involves the innovative mass genocide of small crane fly or other insect infestations. The use of utensils or other killing weapons is highly regarded in this sport.

I just fried a crane fly. CREATIVE KILL

I just pulled off its wings and smashed it. CREATIVE KILL

I just burnt that crane fly with my lighter. CREATIVE KILL

Snapbackchat

Replying to a sassy, or friendly snapchat with a sassy or rude tone

She sent me a snapchat of her not giving a fuck so I gave her snapbackchat

Double Question

Two questions used in one sentence to save time because you're a lazy shit that are somehow easy to understand.

Hungover man: When does the bus cost?

Other hungover man: Nice Double Question, it's coming in 15 minutes and it costs 3 quid.

What drink are we going tonight? - Where are we going tonight and what are we drinking?

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Fanny Goalie

The Female equivalent of a cock-blocker.

I was getting along really well with this girl at the party, but her bezzie kept being a massive fanny goalie.