Mario Bros. Movie

Shit.

Retard: Hey, what’s your favourite movie? Retard 2: Mario Bros. Movie.
Retard: Fuck you and bye.

4👍 16👎

Sussie

A nickname for anyone that is constantly being loud and quiet at the same time.

Shlop: I LOVE ME SOME RAVIOLI even if it’s kinda hot but AAHAHAHHAHAWHOCARESANYWAY AAA HAHA RAVIOLI

John: You’re such a Sussie, you know?

Shlorp: i know. that is a quality that is only matched by RAVIOLI! HAHAHAHA

2👍 12👎

Lil pump

The worst rapper on earth. He has never been seen without lean in his entire life.

Guy 1: So what’s your favourite song?

Guy 2: “Gucci gang” by Lil Pump.

Guy 1: I haven’t heard that one. How does it go?

Guy 2: Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci ga-

Guy 1: Good luck finding new friends.

300👍 19👎