Tyrus

Local Retard, Biggest Retard in Town

"Did you hear what Tyrus did? He flailed his arms like a retard last night!"
"Yeah I saw dude, it was sick!"

Cocksplain

When you explain something with your penis, like hand language but for cocks.

Guy 1: "Hey bro want to cocksplain?"
Guy 2: "HELL YEAH!" *flails cock around saying "hi"*
Guy 1: *flails cock saying "how are you today?"*