Neptune's wrangle

A high end maneuver during sex where you must maintain penetration, after having blasted your partner in the anus with a dollar store squirt gun filled with the iciest of water.

I pulled a Neptune's wrangle on Brittany and she nearly snapped my dick in half trying to turn around.

Dick Dusted

The act of intentionally or unintentionally farting on an erect penis. This is most often experienced during aggressive foreplay.

After demolishing some Taco Bell last night Samantha dick dusted me while we were making out