Leaner

A longish extrusion of fecal material stuck to the skin of the left or right ass-cheek, that is free enough to lean to the right or left, front or back, depending on the angle of the bum relative to the toilet seat. May or may not be fully extruded from the balloon knot, but must be attached to the cheek in question. May be partially submerged in the toilet water, if long enough. Requires a vigorous shaking of the butt cheeks and possible sphincter contraction to dislodge, followed by extensive butt-wiping to ensure proper hygiene.

Christian: (Loudly, from the bathroom) Dad! I've got a leaner!
Dad: And that's my problem how?

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Fact Bomb

When someone who thinks they're smarter than you are randomly spews out unsolicited, relatively obscure facts relating to any subject.

Glenn: Did you know that on Star Trek the USS Enterprise is powered by a Matter-Anti Matter reactor?
Christian: You're such a friggin' know it all. Enough with Fact Bombs already would you?