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Crusty pubes after an ejaculation(cum) that have dried and become a solid. As in Cum + Pubes=Cubes
I had a wet dream while traveling in the van, and after 8 hours they were cubes.
When you need to scratch your ass hole in the night and you carefully do it as to not have smelly fingers the rest of the night. You double check just to make sure by sniffing. If you are good , back to sleep. If not, you gotta go wash your hands.
I âmidnight sniffedâ 7 times last week and only had to wash my hands once.
When you have convinced your wife that you have a large penis when you really are average.
Iâm glad she isnât into porn because this âTrick Dickâ is paying dividends.
The act of using your hand to cup the semen after an orgasm that has landed on the waistline in an attempt to clean yourself.
When mom knocked on the door I had to âCup a Gametesâ in a hurry.