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Treasure Butt

A person with a flat ass. It is called "treasure butt" because it is hidden, like treasure.

I can't fill out these friggin' jeans. DAMN MY TREASURE BUTT!!!

by SneakySocks May 24, 2004

15πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


crap-on-rye

Most oftenly used to signify an event/person/thing that sucked major monkey toes. Literally means feces upon rye bread.

This is total crap-on-rye!
That concert was crap-on-rye.
Raquel treats me like crap-on-rye.

by SneakySocks April 7, 2004

10πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


silverchair

THE BEST FUCKING BAND IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. NO DOUBT ABOUT IT. WORDS CANNOT EXPLAIN HOW FUCKING AWESOME THEY ARE. Thank you.

SILVERCHAIR! OH YEAH! SILVERCHAIR! need I say more?

by SneakySocks April 3, 2004

124πŸ‘ 57πŸ‘Ž


stomach hands

A term used to describe someone who mistreats things and/or breaks things often. Everything they touch turns to crap (hence STOMACH hands). Could be used in lieu of butterfingers.

If you give your friend a ride, don't let them slam the door. They have such stomach hands!

You shouldn't wash the dishes tonight. I don't want your stomach hands breaking my new china set.

Aww, crap! You broke the remote already? Get your stomach hands away from my things!

by SneakySocks June 17, 2005

17πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


monkey toes

Literally: Toes of monkeys.
Really: What sucks when an event/thing/person is bad.

Dude, that concert sucked major monkey toes!
I will never go out with him again. That date sucked monkey toes!
This hair-do sucks monkey toes!
That movie that I saw yesterday sucked major monkey toes dipped in carrot juice for thirty-two and a half days exactly (no more, no less) while being danced upon by dingoes in Australia.

by SneakySocks April 7, 2004

6πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


geez laweez

A common expression used in lieu of "Oh my God," "Crap," "Here we go again..." etc.
Can be used by itself or in a sentence.

"Geez laweez, can you GET any stupider?"
"Geez laweez!" "Geez laweez... (sigh)"

by SneakySocks April 3, 2004

56πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


friggin'

A multi-purpose adjective that could be placed in front of any noun to enhance a sentence. Could also be used to convey a feeling anger or frustration towards stupidity displayed by people.

This is so friggin' gay.
Where's the friggin' ketchup?
I can't start my friggin' car.
People are so friggin' stupid.
This friggin' rocks!

by SneakySocks April 3, 2004

60πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž