SVD-shit vapor density

The percentage of stench/stank that fills the air in a confined space (such as a public or private restroom) after releasing feces.

- "damn honey, I'm sorry for taking so long in there."

- "holy crap! I can barely breathe! That must have an SVD of 9!"

-"SVD?"

- " yea... SVD-shit vapor density! You can cut through that with a knife it's so thick!"

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halleshitosis

Halleshitosis- (noun)

A more severe form of halletosis; in which your breath smells like shit.

Her: Damn honey did you brush your teeth today?

Him: yes, why?

Her: your breath wreaks! You have some major halleshitosis going on. Smells like you drank a shit shake for breakfast!