Tappie pash

2 men press the eye of their penises together and screw them left and right to simulate a pashing motion. Can be used as a greeting the same as shaking hands or kissing on the cheek.

All you blokes have lost your mojo now tappie pash and make up !

Lucky oyster

Sticking 11 oysters up your grandma and sucking out 12 !

I visited grandma today and scored my self a lucky oyster.