Spack

The term 'Spack' is used to describe someone who above all else, proven to be exceedingly dimwitted, this person isn't a few sandwiches short of a picnic, oh no no no, they forgot the whole fucking picnic basket.

This is an insult best used on friends or people who you know know the definition of it, because when used on an actual Spack, they will not know the sheer gravity of the insult that has been dropped upon them due to their lack of intelligence, and therefore the impact of the insult is lowered significantly.

"Vote Conservatives"

"Shut up you Spack"

Bender

Calling someone a 'Bender' is calling them either bisexual or a gender-bender, and the best thing about this word is that you don't have to decide which one it is! If you use it as an insult for banter without context, it means both simultaneously, meaning that you just cracked out a double whammy of an insult over your mate's head.

Ben: "I just want a cute and sweet girlfriend."

Michael: "I'm cute and sweet."

Ralph: "He said 'girlfriend' Michael you bender."

James Corden

A less funny Peter Kay

"Hey, did you know James Corden was in that shitshow musical 'CATS'?"
"Yeah, it was the highlight of his career"

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