shirt cock sword fighting

1. the act of two men sword fighting with their dicks while only wearing a shirt. 2. the preferred way for Scientologist to boost their Thetan level.

"Lord Xenu froze the aliens and dropped them into the Hawaiian volcano's because of the excessive shirt cock sword fighting!"
"We all shit ourselves when we saw two Mormon Missionaries jump off their bikes, partially undress & start shirt cock sword fighting to see who gets to ring the next doorbell."
"John Travolta was recently seen shirt cock sword fighting Tom Cruise for a parking space at the Scientology Center in Hollywood."

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Tri-C

N. - Chief Chicken Choker.

Aka King jack off.

This year at burningman a shirt cocker won the title of Tri-C of Nevada, away from Harry Ried in a close battle.
Obama is the Tri-C of America.

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Nardbuster

-noun, Someone (usually homosexual) who gets off raping or attacking Nerds and retARDs. When an attacker corn holes a young boy too stupid or weak to protect himself.

-verb, To score or gain ground by kicking balls. A pitiful attack of kicking or kneeing a male human being in the balls.

Narbusting -verb, Slang to patrol (an area) in search for someone or something weak to nardbust(er).

I saw RED over by the short bus. He is a total nardbuster!

Wicked said, "That kid jumped around like donkeykong trying to avoid the pursuing nardbuster."

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