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Skittle Dick

A nickname for anyone named Luke.

Luke K. is a Skittle Dick

by Snipedog22 December 4, 2018

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Hate Wipe

When you wipe after pooping, and your finger breaks through the toilet paper into your butthole.

Yesterday I accidentally hate wiped myself at my parents house.

by Snipedog22 December 23, 2016


Mud Lobster

Name given to the size of a dump that is partially down the toliet but also looks like it is trying to crawl out of the bowl.

Man, did you guys see the Mud Lobster someone left in the first stall at work today.

by Snipedog22 July 17, 2013

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Criss Cross Pussy Sauce

When you cross your Index finger and Middle finger together, then cross your Pinky and Ring finger together, then penetrate the pussy and butthole.

So i Criss Cross Pussy Sauce my girl last night, and she came so hard bro!

by Snipedog22 July 4, 2019


Hairy Tootsie Roll

The sex act of taking your dirty hairy underwear off while doggy-style and asking the woman if she wants a Hairy Tootsie Roll, the shoving your hairy skid mark underwear in her mouth.

Dude last night I gave my G/F a Hairy Tootsie Roll and she said she loved it!

by Snipedog22 January 24, 2013

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Thimp

Same as a Pimp for Hookers, only it's a Pimp for Thots.

That's not a high class pimp, he has mid level Hookers, He's and Thimp with Thots

by Snipedog22 February 15, 2019

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Back Alley Beat Off

The act of having sex doggystyle, putting your dick in her butt, then reaching around to put your hand in her pussy and begin to jerk yourself.

My girlfriend wants me to try the Back Alley Beat off tonight. Sounds tough but fun!

by Snipedog22 December 23, 2016