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Well known name for a russian prostitute.
I bought a prostitute last night, pretty sure she was Russian, because her name was K'Bye
I was with a guy last night and tried to get him to cum out of his CockCoon.
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The act of warming a glass of milk in the microwave, then taking a syringe and taking the milk from the cup and placing it into your woman's B hole. Than placing a marshmallow in to plug it. All said and done she stand over top of you after mixing in her B hole and shoots it into your mouth.
It's that time of year again man, I really could go for one of my girlfriends hot chocolates
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Act of cumming into a slingshot and then slinging it into a woman's face.
Last night my girlfriend was out of control so I had to give her the Schlumpin Schlinger
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The act of licking a woman's butthole, while flicking her clit. Usually done doggystyle.
Man, last night my girlfriend let me play her Muddy Jew Harp. It was fantastic!
The act of going doggy style with your woman, and sliding it out of hole one and going into hole two "unexpectedly". When she screams out in pain, you shove an apple into her mouth, like cooking a whole pig.
I have to go to the store tonight to get an apple, I'm gonna try Piggin my girl tonight.
pig doggy sex apple style girlfriend fun mouth woman hole
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