Sciencemas

A day that occurs every year on December 25th. A day when all the good little atheist boys and girls get compressed carbon from Darwin Claus.

Bill: hey mom! It’s sciencemas! Come see what Darwin got us this year!

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Light Weight

Weight you can lift

Ronnie: “Light Weight babyy!

Darwin Claus

Darwin Clause is a mythical creature who delivers compressed carbon to all the little atheist boys and girls on sciencemas

Niel: Darwin Claus evolved down the chimney last night. He drank all the primordial soup and ate all the naturally selected cookies!

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