Wigan Scene

A total absence of anything that would be considered 'alternative' to the meat-n-two-veg eating, beer swilling, retail employed pieheads who populate the borough.

Such as:

A music scene
A gay scene
A fashion scene

Christ, where the fuck are we? It's completely Wigan Scene here.

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Leigh

Leigh is a small, depressed town just outside of Wigan. Runner up in the 2009 'Shithole of the North competition' it appealed the decision which was upheld. On closer inspection by the judges it was decided, on balance, that the town had no redeeming features at all.

Local passtimes include flicking cigarette butts at the few unfortunate ducks that populate the canal and fighting.

The gene pool in Leigh is limited, noone moves to Leigh by choice; unless they're from St Helens which in any event would cause further gene distress.

Welcome to Leigh. Shithole of the North.

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