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To steal shower first even though another roommate or family member is getting ready for a shower, leaving them to wait impatiently for you in their bathrobe or towel.
Just as Tina prepared to enter the bathroom, she could hear that her roommate had showerjacked, and was stuck waiting for another hour.
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Brian: How do you like your eggs; fried or fertilized?
Wil: Britto.
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When a relationship has reached a level that you are willing to give the other person the password to your wifi network, it is considered "wifi official"
After the third night in a row she had spent at his place, Dave thought it was time for he and Sarah to become Wifi Official.
A common orgy activity. One participant hangs a bandana from his or her underwear to serve as a tail. The "Fox" is given a 5 minute head start, and whoever finds the fox and removes the tail is given the privilege of fucking the fox. Other participants may act as hounds or masters of the hunt.
At Lisa's orgy, she decided they should have a Sexy Fox Hunt. She tucked a handkerchief into her panties and took off. Sarah, the mistress of the hunt, caught her, removed her tail, and fucked her.
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Receiving a package from Amazon.com that you ordered, but do not recall ordering. Amazonesia often occurs after drunken, late-night, online shopping sprees. The condition is worsened by subscription to Amazon prime.
Bill came home and found a UPS box on his front door. He picked it up and saw that it was addressed to him, from Amazon.com. Bill tries to think of what could be inside the box, but can't remember what he ordered; Bill has Amazonesia.
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Harry always liked to relax after potions class with some wizard cabbage in the common room.
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