Nocember/Devember

The fundamental combination of November and December, that's 61 days, because people start putting Christmas decorations and stuff on November 1st. It's the holiday month I guess.

November 1st:

Person 1: Hey! It's November now.

Person 2: Nah it's Nocember or Devember.

Person 1: Huh?

Person 2: Combination of November and December.

Person 1: Oh, well happy Nocember/Devember I guess.

Ass-pound April

Starts on the 1st of April, and ends on April 30. You must ass-pound your partner for 4 hours straight, every day.

Brandon: Ready for Ass-pound April?
Chad: Hell yeah! I be having the bitches pull up!