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1 - The act in which a man's sexual partner wraps a hot dog bun around the man's penis, then gives the man a swift blowjob whilst enjoying a nice snack.
2 - Same thing as shown above except the fat testicles are wrapped around the big mans fat meaty cock and then you add the essentials mustard ketchup a little bit of relish maybe some hot sauce and proceed to cob gobble the mans dick so fast and hard that he sends the last of his everloving sauce into you oral hole
Guy: hey have you seen tyrone i think he is still tired from that kentucky hot dog he was really worked up last night
Guy 2 : hes actually upstairs right now you wanna go give him a california pizza roll?
Guy 1 : lets do it!
A deep fried sanchez is when you clean out the the bumble fluff from your hole and inject preferably by dildo a copeus amount of mayonaese and then dip your bum into a large deep fryer whilst similtaniously squeezing the mayo out of your rectum creating a nice lil poop mayo pop which you then violently shove into your lovers nose
"Hey man, did ya see that deep fried sanchez i did yesterday"
"Oh yeah boy that was mayhaps the cleanest ive ever seen it done you know i hate the dirty sanchez"
Typically the best season in any tv show that was birthed in a time period from 1989-2003 and has ran until at least 2014
Spongebob, family guy, the simpsons, all of them peaked in season 2 of their respective shows
An insulting alias given to someone who throws various items at the back of your head, then proceeds to play dumb after confrontation.
Items thrown include but are not limited to: lettuce, lettuce with ranch dressing, moldy lettuce, and/or wet lettuce
Guy 1: I hate that roman kid, he threw some ranch lettuce at me!
Guy 2: what a bitchass lettuce, i hope he gets his crackers crinked.
Guy 1: Truly. What a cunk.
Objectively the best (and a contender for the hottest) pokemon of all time. If you have this water/psychic type as your favorite then you deserve a promotion at your job. Now come, we must make an offering to this beautiful pokemon.
Travis: gerald, you wont believe the heaven i went through last night
Gerald: what it, travis, you must tell me.
Travis: on October 19th 2009 at 8:49PM, i wanked off to a picture of slowpoke
Gerald: my god..i thought i was the only one
Travis: well dont think so anymore, come on. We must see the truth, let's go wank off to our new god
Nintendoâ¢ï¸: you two are fucking degenerates
When you walk down a hallway and come across a set of open doors leading to another part of the hallway, and you close them for no other reason than to mildly inconvinience them.
This has been classified as an official act of tomfoolery. It is a recommended action.
David: you know what to do
Aiden: aha! Are we daviding the school today?
David: yes, i'll get the left side you get the right side
Aiden: a dapper action indeed, lets david this bitch
When a human with a cloaca blasts a queef so powerful it manifests into a gas fist, which throws a punch curving to the left, right into a woman's saggy bag
Oh you think you're funny huh? Well how about i throw a left queef to the bosom right at ya.
BLAST! i missed! Im sorry i tried queefing on yo tits, dont stab me witjlh ya clit. WAIT N-
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