manoe

A man's canoe, typically very ugly and unappealing to women.

Man: "Hey, come check out my manoe. I just finished spray-painting it camoflauge. That way fish won't see it as good. Isn't she a beauty?"

Woman: "At first I was feeling really excited abut our date because I knew he had a pickup truck, but when he pulled up with his manoe on top I ran back inside."