Förhudsros

Förhudsros is a Swedish expression for the lovely rose shape created by the foreskin being pulled forward on a quite erect penis.

"He could see the cuts on his förhudsros from last nights third penetration. His förhudsros was more worn than ripped, but like any good foreskin, it smiled at him gratefully."

"His förhudsros was fine - at least his foreskin had avoided kandelbär by screwing her from the front.

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Kandelbär

Kandelbär is a Swedish expression for the berries that can form in the hair of a partly wiped arse. Good kandelbär are best kept in very loose underwear by gentlemen who do not change such garments frequently.

"I sat down so hard my kandelbär cracked."

"His kandelbär were so tightly knit he could hardly shit without first taking a bath in a public swimming pool."
"Han bajsa så kandelbären sprack, rakade sig och knulla sedan ordentligt.

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Scrotal clamps

Two cup-shaped linked objects that squeeze testicles together.

Scrotal clamps are often ornamental items for the mantlepiece or the deep freezer, where these inconspicious items - often silver - hauntingly nest.

Gentlemen that prefer S&M discreetly can wear them during tight business meetings to further enhance humiliation.

Or as punishment for a torn förhudsros or lost precious kandelbär.

"Darling will you get me an egg cup - no not my scrotal clamps - just an egg cup please?"

"He squirmed as he realised the scrotal clamps were fresh from the freezer".

"Like acupuncture, his tight scrotal clamps helped him overcome being fired."
"Worn out förhudsros and heavy kandelbär - he realised he might as well enjoy some scrotal clamps at brunch."

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