Green Crack

A strain of marijuana from the so-cal area. Know for it's extreme potency because after a few hits you are stoned for hours. Is a straight beast when sprinkled with keef over the top.

A: " that green crack left me in a completely different world!!"
B: "here sprinkle some keef over the top"
A: "OHH FUCK!!!!!"

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Camel snus

An excellent invention from the guys at camel. A chewing tobacco(dip) that allows you to enjoy the smooth satisfaction without the hassle of spitting. Perfect for people on the job, in class, or any where else.

A: man I really need some dip
B: get some camel snus... No one can tell.
A: OH FUCK YA!

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Tequila Sunrise

When a group of people drink all night until the next morning sunrise. If some one happens to pass out before the sunrise, when they awake, they must take an amount of shots equivalent to the amount of hours they were passed out.

A: "hey we were doing a tequila sunrise when billy passed out drunk"

B: "haha... How many shots did he have to do?"
A: "seven!!"

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