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/bÅËmiskyoÍoÉs/
adjective
Characterized by wanting to have lots and lots and lots of sex, but only with David Bowie.
"I'm sorry, but I can't date you. You see, I'm Bowmiscuous".
/bÅËinsÉdÉns/
noun
1. A coincidence related to the works or persona of David Bowie.
2. The process of being artistically inspired by David Bowie via
a commonality between discrete events.
"We went to the same Glass Spider show? What a Bowincidence!"
"Last night, I dreamed about a carpet sweeper, then my BFF sent me a link about carpet sweepers. Swept away by the Bowincidence, I called in sick and spent the day writing a sonnet about carpet sweepers as a metaphor for the tedious and mundane."
/fÉkËedÉb(É)l/
adjective
Sexual intercourse (or a participant thereof) that is boring and unmemorable.
Sally: "So ... how was the sex??!!"
Susan: "Meh. Totally fuckettable."
Sally: "Oh, dear."
/'lÅÄËÄ«t/
noun
A Bowieite who is unusually devoted to the David Bowie album "Low".
Last night, I put "Warszawa" on repeat for three hours while I painted my
bedroom ceiling. What can I say, I'm a Lowieite!
/yez/
exclamation
Giving an affirmative response or indicating agreement in an unenthusiastic manner.
Hungover, I reluctantly answered my boss' call. "Did you finish the presentation?" she asked breathlessly. I hesitated, then "Yez," I replied, in a tone that I hoped would passive-aggressively convey my utter distaste for the presentation and for all other things work-related.
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/ËspÄ«sÉ¡Érl/
noun
A woman who engages in consensual, safe, casual sex with multiple partners purely for fun.
My best friends are all Spice Girls - they're way more interesting and entertaining than my annoyingly monogamous friends.
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/ËevÉl/
adjective
Irredeemably and irrevokably immoral and cruel.
noun
Irredeemable and irrevocable wickedness.
I'll never forgive her for stealing my diary and posting it online. It wasn't just mean, it was evel.
Don't date him, girl, he's evel to the core and will never change.
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